ONE YEAR LATER... A year ago two gentleman and a bottle of Rebel Yell showed you the right way for two men to battle over who can be the bigger moron. Two turkey dinners later and look how far they have come! While they still drink every episode, they no longer dissolve into incomprehensibilty. They also have gained 32 listeners since their first episode, in which they had none. So enjoy how much your two favorite flapping heads have come into their own. STORYTELLING: Roomate woes, Steven gets in a bicycle accident, Who's the bigger Dick (Van Dyke)?, Thanksgiving partakings, Steven's heart-pounding criminal activities, 8/10 Times: Eric doesn't know how to handle himself with cops, Turning the streets of San Francisco into a scene from 'Bullit', Steve orders a new drink : " 7 and Suddsy", A fond recollection of Steve's narcolepsy, How to make sparks in a bathtub. MUSICS: Assjack, Real Estate, Baroness, more Tom Waits musings, breaking down the glory of Neurosis and Merle Haggard's "Chick in Black" moment. VIEWINGS: 'Gymkata', 'Dutch', 'Captain Ron' and the boobs therein, 'My So Called Life', 'Bruno' and the like, TV's 'Bones' and our opinions about other police procedurals, 'Falling Down' and Schumaker un- Makerings, and our first R-Rated viewings. COMIC BOOKS: 'Criminal' returns, final thoughts on 'Incognito' and Zeppelin Pulps, Sean Phillips' art, 'Realm of Kings', Defending and Critiquing Geoff Johns, 'Blackest Night' opinions and our favorite tie-ins, 'Legion of Superheroes', Marvel's 'Siege', and 'Thor' Finale and what's next for Him. Write us iTUNES reviews!!! Become our Facebook fans!http://www.facebook.com/pages/Long-Distance-Relationship/62737115063?ref=nf

From "The Podcast Archive Evaluation Vol. 6, 2009" "...and America's favorite nonsense-cast 'Long distance Relationship' hit their peak in episode 35. Their storytelling was so revealing that in just listening to their tales of woe and love THEY WILL SHOW YOU WHAT THE HUMAN SOUL MEANS. Their opinions of music and movies will make you appreciate art like it was a beam from heaven. And they end the episode by teleporting right next to each other and battling to the death using nothing but a butter knife and a candle. This reviewer was also high on mescaline whilst listening to this episode." STORYTELLING: Fools, of the workplace, a back alley urination citation, elderly massacre on bikes!, bowling for birthdays, Steve launches a lifetime war against fashion, 'Basketball' by Bill Simmons, The bathmat/ patio incident, The Benevolent Charity of Friends' Bands Shows, an invitation to stalk, Neil Hamburger and the Onion's AV Club comedy Album List. MOVIES: The movies we haven't seen yet, "The Best Worst Movie" and "Troll 2" MUSIC: Part-Chimp, Black Heart Procession Live, Eric's irrational division of The Blues, The Crooked Vultures, and The Williams Legacy. COMICS: Eric and Steve love Hickman's run on "Fantastic Four". DOOM DOES NOT! Follow us on twitter WRITE SOME DAMN iTUNES REVIEWS ALREADY Become facebook fans NOW http://www.facebook.com/pages/Long-Distance-Relationship/62737115063?ref=nf

Become our Facebook fans for pics and videos from the events described in this episode: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Long-Distance-Relationship/62737115063?ref=ts Kick a jack 'o' lantern in. Murder a babysitter with a huge knife. Conjure three witch sisters and listen to a talking cat in order to take them down. It's the Halloween recap episode. Shenanigans are abound tonight. Halloween NONSENSE: Anderson Family Costumes, Steven is the fifth turtle, Tacoma pub trouble, how podcasts ruined 'Would You Rather', Trick 'R' Treating from a dentist, drinking with Chief Seattle, How to get bamboozled at a work costume contest, Steve becomes a part of Critical Mass and sparks a discussion about Cars Vs. Cyclists, the etiquette of post-party beer retrieval, awkward moments with gay kids, Jalepeno Margaritas, Ancient Age Whiskey - Friend or Foe?, Washington booze troubles, 'King's Quest 1', Whiskey turns Steven's Dr. Jeckyl into a vicious Mr. Hyde against perfectly nice people, SPORTS: World Series Recap a.k.a. Yankees - most hated team in baseball forever. TV: 'Modern Family' FILMS:'Wino Warrior' , Jim Carrey 'A Christmas Carol', Zemekis' creepy animation style, 'Thor' the movie, 'Friday the 13th' Remake and a dissection of modern horror remakes and what made the originals great, 'Captain Ron' and the genre of "Uptight Dads that let Loose", 'Pineapple Express' and 'the Crow' TUNES: The Fog Rising Festival preview, Witch, Nick Cave and Warren Ellis, Grizzly Bear. NERD BOLT: 'Thor', 'Invincible Iron Man', 'Dominique Fortune' by Chaykin, 'Spider Womam', 'Hellboy The Wild Hunt', 'Strange Tales', 'Agents of Atlas', 'Fantastic Four', 'Noir', 'Superman' Fam and Steve hasn't paid any attention to nine months of Eric waxing poetic about it, 'Adventure Comics' and 'Superman Secret Origin' and Steve thinks Geoff Johns is full of sap and it's not necessarily a bad thing, 'Blackest Night' ponderings, 'Guardians of the Galaxy: Legacy', 'The Siege', 'Cowboy Ninja Viking'

This week on the LDR Lovecast, you get a micro episode. This little supplement of suave comes jampacked and air-sealed with anecdotes and opinions to soothe yon soul, and raise yon coolness. This week: Yarns- a- spinnin- Steve throws a taco party and stereotypes a friend, Eric gets promoted to "Kopy King", Gym etiquette, hot mugging target: iPHONE users on public transportation, further musings into Shane MacGowan "The Mysteriso", and Steven offers up a heart felt PSA: "Wear your helmet!" Tunes-a-turnin - Steve is much like a young Cameron Crowe as he gets to witness a couple awesome concerts. Eric is much like a young Cameron Crowe's best friend, who doesn't go but listens in wonder to the recaps. Recapped: The Pogues, Melvins & Butthole Surfers. Flicks-a-flickerin - "The Expendables" preview, "Elvira: Mistress of the Dark", "Outpost" and how Eric's wife will leave him for Ray Stevenson given the chance, "The Office" vs. "The Office (BBC)', 'Mad Monster Party'. So tune in next time for a Post-Halloween hell raising. Become our faces book fans for supplemental FUNNNNNNN http://www.facebook.com/pages/Long-Distance-Relationship/62737115063?ref=n

From the Desk of Eric Anderson (LDR Co-Host) To: Tobias Garrett Hello, friend. We've been friends a long time. As you well know, I have been running the Long Distance Relationship podcast with my friend Steven Earl Chambers. It is a podcast that celebrates music, movies, comics, sports and all most importantly, friendship. As you and I are great friends, and have had sprawling conversations about these things, I thought it only natural to invite you on the show as a special guest. Please Consider it. I miss you. Love, Eric Anderson ----- From the Desk of Tobias Garrett To: Eric Anderson I don't know why you have asked me to be on a podcast about 'Long Distance Relationships'. I don't know who you are but we don't have some star-crossed, international love that you are trying to preserve for the whole world to hear. I have a girlfriend that lives right here, WITH ME. Go find somebody else. ------ From the Desk of Eric Anderson To: Tobias Garrett Please! Do it and I'll pay you in "Dawson's Creek" DVDs. ------ From the Desk of Tobias Garrett To: Eric Anderson Deal. ------------------------------------------------ STORIES: Another Newcastle Birthday Bash, NYC Celebsightings: Who's a Dick, Who's not? The Chambers Family's liberal drug policy, a dabble in vegetarianism, Trader Joe's beer is way good, Steve's beard is better, Eric finally paints the town red and paints a comedy show terrible, Stuck inside a conversation about Gyno-visits, San Francisco Hobos Vs. NYC Hobos, Toby Scores the 1-2 punch of comic geek cream dream jobs, and a conversation about breakfast food that will cause your tumbly to go a-rumbly. VIEWINGS: "A Simple Man" and a Cohen Brothers breakdown, "Predators", more "Zombieland" aftermath, "Always Sunny In Philadelphia", "Cheers", "Eastbound and Down" and for the love of Jody Hill. MUSIC: Jay - Z Vs. Raekwon: Who Rehashes Previous Successes the Best?, Converge, The Pogues SPORTS: 49ers, Baseball playoffs, UW vs. UofA, Steve ruins a Tivo'd game for Toby. COMICS: Skottie Young's artwork, 'I Kill Robots' by Joe Kelly, Image Comics, Kirkman and Moore's 'Walking Dead V.1', 'Powers reboot', "R.E.B.E.L.S. Starro" One- Shot, "Blackest Night" Tie-ins, Hulk Family Woes, "Old Man Logan" Woes, "Cable" Cheers, "Captain America" in Britain!, Chaykin's "Die Hard" The Comic, Lemiere's showing on "House of Mystery", "Unknown Soldier", "DMZ", Hickman's "Fantastic 4", "Pax Romana", "Immortal Iron Fist", and "Western" The Anthology. ________ Follow us on Twitter Join our fansite on Facebook for supplemental material: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Long-Distance-Relationship/62737115063?ref=nf

This episode, as your loyal hosts at LDR, Steven Earl and Eric burn through the stories like a trash can fire. It's two gentlemen with the gift of gab and you've got no choice but to let us chew on your ear. Storytime: Steve's trip to NYC. ID trouble, and pulling a fast one over SFO. The Black Lips and The Wavves have a brawl and Steve participates. Eric and Steve bring up their romantic getaway to Arguello Street....again. The science behind Brunch. Steve attends the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival. Steven attempts using his middle name to get backstage at the Steve Earle show. Eric finally gets his second job. Then Steve actually attempts to riff on airplane food. The Demon stamps you with 666. MOVIES: Zombieland SOUNDTRACK: Big Business, Ghostface, Big L,Merle Haggard, E-40, Bruce Springsteen, JJ, Velvet Underground Follow us on TWITTER. Become fans of LDR on Facebook for supplemental material of our episodes. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Long-Distance-Relationship/62737115063?ref=nf

The hosts of LDR would like to apologize to readers. This weeks liner notes are going to be super lame, as we are both on planes by the time this hits the inter-waves. We don't have the sponsorships or access to unholy magics to raise Hemingway from the grave to write our show notes like some other big budget podcasts (we're looking at you, Paracast.) So, without further ado: STORIES: -Napping Steven Earl gets bum rushed in a park. This causes him to lose his wallet. A DMV line waits eagerly for him. -Songs to total your car to. -Steve swindles his way into NYC. -Steve grows ovaries while watching football. -Eric couldn't be more sick of teenagers. -Steve explains how Soft Core Porn is the key to a happy marriage. MUSIC: -The boys review the new Black Heart Procession album ("6"), and a take a trip through the BHP family. - Musings about Rancid's most recent release. -Eric breaks down the deaths of Biggie and Pac. FILMS: -'Nothing But Trouble' -'Innocent Blood' and the films of John Landis. -'Mad Men', 'Dexter' and more on the phenom 'True Blood' (not the primetime tennis comedy 'Phenom') COMICS: -Thor Annual and Peter Milligan. ---- follow us on TWITTER. Become our Facebook fans. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Long-Distance-Relationship/62737115063?ref=ts

Dearest Whiskey Gods: Steven Earl and Eric have always had faith in your treasures and been loyal acolytes. This week, we are joined by Gregory Chambers in our fellowship of worship. Eric takes a seat in the peanut gallery and the Brothers McChambers provide the greatest bulk of oration. You are spiteful and vengeful and we fear you. We look to your gifts of false confidence and temporary invulnerability as we offer up a bounty of offerings in addition to our usual collection baskets full of cash and dignity. This week, we have placed the following sacrifices onto the Altar of Evan Williams: Stories: Greg spends his Labor Day floating down a river of beer and sees an uneven number of breasts. Steven has a night of the Holy W and Metal and ends the nights with a wet dream, so to speak. Eric teaches 6 year olds high stakes games of chance. We also dissect more criticisms of our show thanks to the good folks at 'Edgy Podcast Reviews'. Films: "The Hammer". We still haven't seen "Inglorious Basterds" but we do take a moment to discuss our favorite Tarentino movies. "The Longest Day". "The Big Blue". Scriptures: Daredevil. Sports: Prince Fielder's shenanigans. The futures of the Brothers McChambers' Bay Area sport teams. Also, a tale about when Steve and Greg went into a night club and met Rollie Fingers. Then, to their surprise, Fingers beat them, and that made them love him even more. Hymns of Faith: Grayceon, Gorgoroth, Raekwon, and Johnny Cash. Thank you for accepting our sacrifices, Whiskey Gods. As usual we will expect your return to be lacking in comparison to our offerings. --------------- Listen to the review of our show at: edgypodcastreviews.com Become our facebook fan at: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Long-Distance-Relationship/62737115063?ref=nf Follow us on Twitter!

Dear Cultural Society of America, Hello. My name is Long Distance Relationship. I am the audible love child of two drunkards that are the best of friends. I am a podcast that chronicles their lives apart and attempts to solidify their future in the cement of time. I am the story of America, The Plight of the Oppressed, The Struggle of Man. I am the LDR Podcast. Each week, I will enrich the listeners with spirited tales of people living lives. I will judges mediums such as comics, films, and music. But mostly, I will judge other people. People who are less cool than the concept of I. This week, I will water the fertilizer of man with the following droplets: STORYTELLING: Steve's eternal struggle for home internet, Eric's big career....change, Methheads on the 49, Eric's classic betrayal, sneaking a peak at scrambled SPICE CHANNEL, Juggalo Regulations, sleep paralysis and the existence of extra-terrastials, la bonita mamasita, and three Mr. Show references (can you spot them all ?). MOVIES: "Avatar" and James Cameron's body of work, "true Lies", "The Long Goodbye", "Sorcerer", "District 9", Jeff Ross and the "Comedy Central Roast". COMICS: "Captain America: Truth", "Elephantmen" and "Hipflask", Brubaker's "Marvels Project". Plus two heated nerd-offs. They're like stand-offs, only with nerds: "Marvel's penchant for reality", and "Spider-Man is cool or isn't he". SOUNDTRACK: Pissed Pants, Peter Gabriel, Peter and the Wolf, Prefuse 73, Method Man, Tangerine Dream. So please consider my proposition to make myself, the LDR podcast, mandatory for all American citizens in an attempt to force a level of culture amongst all the citizens of this great country. Thank you. LDR. _PROPOSAL DENIED_ Follow us on twitter. WRITE ITUNES REVIEWS WE NEED THEM SO STRANGERS CAN BE MOLESTED BY OUR WORDS!!!! BEcome our facebook fans:http://www.facebook.com/pages/Long-Distance-Relationship/62737115063?ref=ts

I know the feeling. You, loyal listeners, have awoken every morning for the month of June excited. You have rushed downstairs in your robe and slippers. You have forgotten meals out of sheer anticipation. You would sit in front of your computer and wait for it to load up. you load up iTUNES. "It's gotta be hear today!" you think to yourself. But disappointment strikes. No new episode of Long Distance Relationship. I am sorry we made your July's suck so much. But we did it. We took a break, met each other face to face, mind melded, hashed out some plans, and have returned with a refreshingly new episode!!! As always, our bag of tricks is loaded: - STORYTELLING: We painstakingly read and critique listener feedback. The now-infamous 'Jonas Brothers Prank'. Eric's Facebook/ Twitter etiquette. It is revealed that both hosts called sex lines when they were children. Steve's iPHONE curse. Eric gets another stain on his CPS report (poor Lennox). The funny world of stereotypes, and the people that fulfill them. Steve plans for his 30th birthday party and how it will effect some lucky lady out there. -MUSIC: Pogues, Down, Made Out of Babies, Percee P, Depeche Mode, Battle of Mice, Love and Rockets, Judas Priest. -MOVIES/TV: The State is on DVD. John Hughes goes to that big White Castle in the sky. Public Enemies. Harry Potter 6. Michael Mann movies. Primer. Gandolfini spotting. -BOOKS/COMICS: Steve reads an Grown Up book but never gives a title. 'The Brothers Karamazov'. 'Agents of Atlas'. How 'Booster Gold' can make sense of the DCU. 'Captain America Reborn' and the future of the book. 'Darkhawk/ Ascension'. Brubaker's crime books. 'The Goon/ Deathklock' and Powell/ComicCon autographs. The art of Wed. Comics, love for Brujemo and Sooks. Enjoy. Thanks you for sticking with us!!! Follow us on Twitter. Become our Facebook FAN RIGHT NOW!!!http://www.facebook.com/pages/Long-Distance-Relationship/62737115063?ref=nf Write iTUNES reviews. We'll read them if they make us think